Random Space Finds #4

Floating flotsam and jetsam, tumbling slowly in the void (1d10):

1. Golden Plump turkey, 13 lbs.
2. Universal translator gadget with artificial intelligence, ill regard for users
   
3. Royal gala event invite for two, dated for two days from now
4. One tank of hydrogen fuel, 1000 liters, target hastily painted on one side
5. Pair of stiletto heels, red
   
6. One electromagnetic rail gun, (50% personal armament; 40% fighter craft-mountable; 5% battleship mountable; 5% asteroid emplacement)
7. Canine tooth, 4 meters in length
8. Steering wheel from your previous spacecraft, unmistakable
9. Digital imaging device, stored memory contains photos of planetwide destruction, wedding
10. Turkey baster