Random Space Finds #23

Floating flotsam and jetsam, tumbling slowly in the void (1d10):

1. 50 cases of loaded casino dice
2. 10-gallon Stetson, with writing on inside band, "Warning: the owner of this hat always comes looking for it."
3. 4,000 cases of ShamWow!™ towels
4. Wrecking ball and rig, pin up girl painted on one side
5. Utility belt
6. Intentionally misplaced trade route navigation buoy
7. Four pairs of in-line rocket skates
8. 22,010 tons of glittery paint (1d4) 1-Precious Pink! 2-Ruby Red! 3-Purple Passion! 4-Rainbow-rama!
9. A mink stole, eyes glow when worn, alien whispers heard
10. Space elevator carbon nanotube ribbon, one end severed