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You really shouldn't have eaten that expired mutagen tablet...
1d20 of Ick:
- Eye tendrils, flailing all the time
- Back scales (2"-3"), itchy and molting
- Constant wheezing from your new, tiny "throat mouth"
- Sideburns, running down neck, shoulders, ending at wrists (hopefully)
- A slippery ooze between extremities that won't go away, even with washing
- Extra teeth! Between your toes...
- Shoulders begin to bubble and swell into large sacks of leaky, too-sweet smelling fluid
- "Everything is normal!" say the tiny faces that appear where your kneecaps used to be
- Iguanna tail sprouts, greens up nicely, turns brown and dies...on an endless cycle
- Roll twice on this table, if you get #20 both times, you lucked out--no mutation!
- Knees now bend the other direction, walk like a chicken (add +2 to your move if you roleplay a headbob for the rest of the session)
- The person on your left gets to pick any two from this list for you
- Heel hooves! Which are hooves. On your heels.
- Fancy colored fish fins line your cranium and spine; also, constant dry mouth for some reason
- Polydactyly protrusions overcome hands, constantly wiggling
- Gurgling a pungent slime when attempting to make persuasive arguments
- Narwhal tusk! You know that's a tooth that protrudes through your face, right?
- An ankylosaurus tail bursts out the back of your pants---pray you have the abs, back, and calf muscles to counter the added mass
- Pheromone firestorm gives you a massive +5 Charisma bonus, any NPCs you encounter follow you around for 1d10 rounds
- All of the above (you poor bastard!)
Happy Halloween!
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