AN ILL-CONCEIVED, SPACEY NEW SPACE OPERA IDEA

IN A FAR CORNER OF THE PASTICHE-VERSE (B-GRADE AND EXPLOITATION MOVIES OF THE 60s, 70s, AND 80s...AND ANYTHING STARRING THE HOFF, PLUS COMIC BOOKS, AND OTHER JUNK THAT CAN BE SQUISHED INTO A NEW X-PLORERS SETTING) COMES A BATTLE FOR THE FRONTIER BEYOND INSANITY AND QUESTIONABLE TASTE...

STARRING: NICODEMUS HASSELFURY, EXPELLED SPACE RANGER AND CAD...

COL. ZYGG ZAYNE, CRASHED TEST PILOT, TURNED STARBARIAN OF AXTERNIA,...

AGENT BIKINI BARBARELLI EXPERT IN EXTRASOLAR ESPIONAGE....

ST. VAL HELLYEAH, WARRIOR OF THE FIRST WARP...

AND SPECIAL APPEARANCE BY SONNY CHIBA, AS HIMSELF!

TOGETHER THEY FIGHT FOR FREEDOM AGAINST THE MERCILESS DRUKHAR EMPIRE, LED BY...

KABUKI VADER!

...AND HIS ARMY OF DEMON GLANDROIDS WITH THEIR BURNING BILE BLASTERS!

...BLOODTHRISTY DRUKHAR DOOM SQUADS WITH THEIR INSCRUTO-RAYS!

...AND CRIMINALS OF THE COSMOS, SUCH AS.. 

THIS PAIR OF OMICRON CLASS ASSASSIN ROBOTS, THE BORON BROTHERS...

BEMA, SPACE YETI...

....AND LADY OF THE LASERSNIPER GUILD, ARCTURA LUX!

--NOT TO MENTION A CAST OF ANTISOCIAL ALIEN TYPES:

SPACE RAIDING WARGONS!

KOMODU KHAN AND HIS ARMY OF HUNGRY REPTARNS!

A BATTALION OF XOMBOID NECRON-O-TRONS!

 x 1,000,000,000+

...VALCONI BIRDMEN ABOARD THEIR "FLOCK" OF SPACE RAPTORS!

...AND THE MOST TERRIFYINGLY TENTACULAR OF ALL--MENACING MEDUZHANS!

THESE FAR-OUT, SPACEY ADVENTURES TAKE PLACE IN... 

A GLOBULAR CLUSTER, PARTIALLY POLLUTED WITH BREATHABLE ATMOSPHERES...

...INFESTED WITH NESTS OF GIANT SPACE HORNETS....

...AND TELEPORTING SPACE FORTRESSES!!!

CAN YOU DIG IT?

MORE TO COME!

While the images are just placeholders, I've permission from X-plorers publisher, Brave Halfling to use the game's rules and stats and intend to publish a supplement, using the names and descriptions above. You may use them in your games, but may not use them for profit. Copyright is claimed.