Floating flotsam and jetsam, tumbling slowly in the void (1d10)
- Communications satellite, missing access panels
- Beaded pilot seat cover
- 40 kilos of plastique explosive, sculpted to look like a birthday cake
- Programmable fireworks control unit
- Industrial grade water filtration system
- Up to 1d4 ship-mounted, grappler cannons with up to 300 meters of carbon-nano cabling
- 82 bars, Ponds Olympus Mons Red Pumice Soap™
- Blasted husk of the Centaurian Marching Band's Coach-class space bus
- 19,250 liters of protein shake (strawberry flavored)
- Blender with 6" power cord
a 6" power cord,
ReplyDeleteno wonder that blender found its way to the airlock
We have a toaster actually, that's very similar at home. Why can't they make those cords even just a little bit longer?!
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