Floating flotsam and jetsam, tumbling slowly in the void (1d10):
- Golden Plump turkey, 13 lbs.
- Universal translator gadget with artificial intelligence, ill regard for users
- Royal gala event invite for two, dated for two days from now
- One tank of hydrogen fuel, 1000 liters, target hastily painted on one side
- Pair of stiletto heels, red
- One electromagnetic rail gun, (50% personal armament; 40% fighter craft-mountable; 5% battleship mountable; 5% asteroid emplacement)
- Canine tooth, 4 meters in length
- Steering wheel from your previous spacecraft, unmistakable
- Digital imaging device, stored memory contains photos of planetwide destruction, wedding
- Turkey baster
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