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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Random Space Finds #26

Floating flotsam and jetsam, tumbling slowly in the void (1d10)
  1. Communications satellite, missing access panels
  2. Beaded pilot seat cover
  3. 40 kilos of plastique explosive, sculpted to look like a birthday cake
  4. Programmable fireworks control unit
  5. Industrial grade water filtration system
  6. Up to 1d4 ship-mounted, grappler cannons with up to 300 meters of carbon-nano cabling
  7. 82 bars, Ponds Olympus Mons Red Pumice Soap™ 
  8. Blasted husk of the Centaurian Marching Band's Coach-class space bus
  9. 19,250 liters of protein shake (strawberry flavored)
  10. Blender with 6" power cord

2 comments:

  1. a 6" power cord,
    no wonder that blender found its way to the airlock

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  2. We have a toaster actually, that's very similar at home. Why can't they make those cords even just a little bit longer?!

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